how-ya-derrrn:

don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel

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all i have is this blog and my virginity

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thebaronofthebutts:

why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results

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grizzzlybearcub:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

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paradise-coconuts:

paradise-coconuts:

what if i colored all my freckles black

i did it

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hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

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